obama: please stand for ur national anthem
*fall out boy suddenly emerges from the floor*
WHERE IS UR BOY TONIGHT

shrekyourself:

Can the new iPhone do this??? (no)

sixsteen:

i ship me and money


This is how I feel when I take off my skinny jeans

This is how I feel when I take off my skinny jeans

puppyclub:

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON

puppyclub:

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON

hippopotamus-hi-tops:

things your friends will say if you’ve made a good pun:

  • get out
  • fuck you
  • shut the fuck up
  • oh my god why
  • you need to stop
  • you’re not funny
  • that was terrible